Soon after, we were sitting in a unisex - or should I say gender neutral - hairdresser where he was having his haircut. I had in my pocket my iPhone, I was reading a Kindle and at my side was a Starbucks coffee purchased on our way there. I had almost arrived in the new society. But there had been a major slip up on the way.
Oh, the horrors. As I stood in line at the Starbucks behind a crowd of youngish people all staring intently at their cell phones, I realized that his was a place where I was out of my depth. As I reached the head of the queue, I mumbled my order to the barrista. "A medium regular with a shot of vanilla, please." I heard my grandson draw in his breath. A major faux pas! One does not use the term "medium" in Starbucks; the correct word is "grande!" In one fell swoop I had blown my cover and declared myself an outsider, hopelessly out of date. A bit like ordering a pint with a cherry in it! It's so hard learning a new language at my age!
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