Definition of Heaven - All the police are British, All the cooks are French, All the mechanics are German, All the lovers are Italian, and the entire thing is run by the Swiss.
Definition of Hell - All the police are German; all the cooks are British; all the mechanics are French, all the lovers are Swiss, and the whole thing is run by the Italians!
Now I print this after hearing about the amazing case of Amanda Knox, who after it seemed years of legal shenanigans was found not guilty of murdering her flat mate. Now in tribute to their superb organisational skills the Italians have decided that perhaps she was guilty after all and are going to re-try the case. Can anyone say double jeopardy? Come on (Italian) People!
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