Thursday, January 10, 2013
Firstly, it seemed that many of the fans at the Oakland Colliseum suffered from glaucoma, as they were using a lot of marijuana to control the symptoms.
Most of the females were very fat. One young lady near us arrived at the kick off, her mouth already half filled with a large ham and cheese sandwich. She had bought a flask of margarita from the consession stand and started on that pretty early. A note here to the organisers: Do you really think it's avisable to serve hard liquor to an already over excited people, who are likely to become even more excited? Just a thought!
The same young lady soon switched her beverage to two large beers, together with a couple of hot dogs. There was more activity going on with her than on the field, where they spent a lot of time waiting for the TV ads to finish. So that's what they do while we're sitting at home watching beer commercials - hang around.
After the hot dogs, she went back to the beers and in the second half a couple of chorros - those Mexican type doughnuts. Then no doubt feeling replenished she finished off the afternoon with a joint. This she shared with her father - now that's what I call responsible parenting!
Two gentlemen arrived wearing San Francisco Forty-niner uniforms. This upset many of the crowd who offered up five dollar bills - the toll - to get back over the F*ck*ng Bridge!
A gentle shy retiring group all round. But as the late great Al Davis was fond of saying "Just win, baby!" Sadly on this occasion they didn't.