Voice Recognition

I ordered a nifty little gadget the other day from an ad on TV.  It wasn't very expensive and the ad promised that not only would they provide the item but they would double the order and also include a fee gift - just pay shipping and handling!  Well, I didn't want two of them and they could keep their free gift, so I was prepared to do a small battle with the rep on the phone.  But I didn't get the chance as it was all done with voice recognition.  Not a human involved in the entire transaction!  Credit card number, mailing address, and all the usual details were handled by the system and once that was done I had to listen to some commercials about other stuff they wanted to sell me.  After a bit I just hung up.  I wonder if the goods will arrive?

Music Track - Mannheim Steamroller

As we're still in the Christmas season this is a great piece by Mannheim Steamroller.  They take their name from a phenomenon in the early 18th century.  The orchestra in Mannheim, Germany developed a crescendo which was known to give the audience goosebumps; it was called the "Mannheim Rocket." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM59HkjuQB4

British Food

One of the most noticeable aspects of our British visit was that the food was really excellent.  No more the warmed-over gray goo that was the norm of our youth.  Back then food was not normally available at pubs, but with the closing of so many, the ones to survive do so by providing food.  And this is really good.

Fish and Chips - still a favorite in the UK, but best bought at a fish and chip shop.

Perhaps the changes started slowly with more and more ethnic food merging into standard British fare.  It began with Chinese restaurants in the late fifties, then with Indian becoming popular in the sixties.  Today there are all kinds of ethnic foods available in the cities and also slowly opening in the smaller towns. 
In the eight days we were there we never had a bad experience.  But take plenty of money as it's not cheap!

Movie # 6

Number six on the "also ran" list is The Ipcress File starring Michael Caine as a sort of anti hero/anti spy, Harry Palmer.  Perhaps the opposite of James  Bond's suave sophisticate, Palmer is lower middle class and makes no excuse for it.  His rank is well beneath that of his handlers who are typical officer class with their bowler hats and rolled umbrellas.  One scene I always liked was when he visits one of these bosses, Colonel Ross, who is snipping the heads off roses in his garden in favor of the weeds.  "Protecting the strong against the weak," was his explanation.  You can read about the movie here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ipcress_File_(film)

Boxing Day

I've been asked by a number of people: "What exactly is Boxing Day?"
One idea of course is that the Brits, who don't have Thanksgiving, only get together on this once a year holiday at Christmas. The relationships have worn so thin that by the day after they get out the boxing gloves! A fine idea, but not the case. 

More likely, and diarist Samuel Pepys mentions it in his 17th century accounts, is that on the day following Christmas the upper classes would hand out Christmas boxes to their staff.  These boxes would contain small amounts of money and occasionally left over food - Yummy! And who said the upper classes lacked generosity!

Coyotes - repeat

There was a wonderful coyote that just ran across the road outside my window.  Seeing this I thought I should write a post on the event and searched the archives to find this one that I wrote a year ago.
As the traffic for the blog has been buiding up with new readers I thought I should repeat the post as it has some merit.  So here for the second time is a piece on these interesting animals.  I hope you like it... 
...I recently wrote a piece in the Sunday column about a wildlife retreat for animals.  One of the animals I met was a wonderful coyote, called Wylie, of course.  He was rescued several years ago, being the only survivor of his pack that had been struck with a bad virus.  The column caused the owners of the preserve a problem with the bureaucrats who handle such things.  They were concerned that people would think that you could tame coyotes and turn them into pets.  This is not possible as like woves they will always be wild.

This is a wild coyote - the picture was taken some time ago by my friend Ann, who lived across the lake in the village of Fawnskin.  He looks fairly tame and in fact Ann used to put the odd scrap out for him, but make no mistake, like his brothers and sisters this is a completely wild animal.

We see quite a few coyotes up here in the mountains.  They regularly trot past my office window on their business, whatever that might be.  I have even seen one in the middle of Village Drive at midday on a Saturday.  They seem completely fearless.

But mostly we hear them with their distinctive howling - it's quite beautiful but very eerie until you get used to it.  They are very crafty too.  They will bring a female in heat around to a loose dog and then corral it when it leaves its safety.  I have seen skeletal remains after such an event.  So as I wrote in a previous post, if you're visiting the mountains with a dog under about 40 ponds, don't let it run around loose, or it could fall victim.  And also remember like everything else living up here, animals are not to be trusted - and that includes many of the two legged kind!

Merry Christmas

I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a happy New Year.  This Sunday's column is about Christmas up here in the mountains and you can read it at www.sbsun.com/trevorstravels

Florida

I recently spent a wonderful week down in Florida with my friend, Paul, together with his wife, Vivien.  We have known each other for over 40 years so there's always some catching up to do plus the opportunity to put a number of important international affairs to rights.  We solved the deficit problem and also most of the difficulties with the Middle East, so the time was not wasted.
At this time of the year as we enter winter, Florida comes into its own.  It was around 8o degrees and the humidity was up in that region too.  An interesting fact about humidity is that when it is high and the temperature is low, it feels just right.
Here are some of the pictures I took during my stay.  Many of them will be used in an upcoming article about it for The Sun.

Typical 19th century Sanibel house at the museum

One of the nicest pools I've ever swum in

Typical Sanibel fauna - lush and verdant

Seashells all over the beach

Sanibel Lighthouse

I guess we're not in Kansas anymore!

Music Track - Halleluia

There is really little choice for this week's music track bearing in mind the season.  The only difficulty is the choice of rendition.  I was tempted by Andre Reiu's performance but it is a little too fast and also somewhat over the top.  So this is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.  It's hard to beat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BWhvIlFVE  The tradition of the audience standing for this goes back to the reign of George II. Now, whether he stood out of respect or to stretch his legs has never been agreed, but the tradition of standing is still marked to this day 200 years later.  For more information on this click on http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081211152001AAozNqJ

New Layout

With the first day of winter, there is a change in the layout, which I hope you like.  The next change could be sooner than spring as I'm looking at a new Website/blog - stay tuned for that.

Movie #7 on the also ran list

Movie number seven on the "Also Ran" list is 1984.  Here is the link to it on Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four_(film)  I'm indebted to my good friend Vanessa for the suggestion that I always put in a hot link to these movies.  (I'll try and remember in future, Dear Lady!)  1984 is a disturbing movie as is the book that was written in 1948.  George Orwell simply reversed the last two numbers of that date , believing that it would be far enough away in the future.  There are two actors who have a lock on tortured souls - Jeremy Irons and John Hurt.  The latter is slightly more dissipapated and plays the role of Winston Smith, who is rebelling against the party and its many manifestations, including the Thought Police.  He and Julia try and conduct an affair in an atmosphere where such behavior is severely punished.

I have a particular affinity with this work as I first saw it on BBC TV in about 1954.  It was the most shocking thing I had ever seen in my young life up to that point and I never forgot it.  In our innocence we had no idea that brainwashing and torture could go on in our modern world yet alone way into the future.  It gave me a visceral hatred and fear of totalitarianism which I hold to this day.

The movie itself is not the best, I have to say, and only makes it to this list becuse of its political importance.  I think it's time we did another version.

Coincidence

I had the most extraordinary coincidence the other day.  I was passing though airport security with all the usual stuff in bins for the conveyor belt - you know, shoes off, belt off, pockets emptied etc, etc.  When we got through to the other side there was the usual rush to put it all back together again, and I crammed my laptop into my carry on and retrieved my other stuff.  It was then that I noticed my belt was in a bin with - my laptop?

Now as you can see there's nothing particularly special about my laptop - it's a Dell Inspiron about five years old - and here it was on the conveyor again after I'd put it back in my carry on.  The fact that my belt was with it led me to realize I might have packed the wrong one.  I asked the lady behind me if that was her laptop and she said "Oh yes, that's mine!"  I then pulled mine back out of the bag and it was a complete match.  We went over to the tables where people can re-pack.  "My battery doesn't work, so if one of them fires up, it's yours," she said.  Sure enough the one I hadn't packed started up, and if it hadn't been for my belt we would have ended up with the wrong computers.  A nasty mistake and how would we ever have contacted each other?

Raccoons

One of the first posts I did on the blog was about the problem we had been experiencing with raccoons on our boat.  The little devils would climb under the covers and get into the very rear compartment.  Unlike a friend of mine whose boat was also targeted, ours was left in pristine condition - they didn't turn it into a party boat, which is really unpleasant.

We solved the difficulty with a new snap-down cover which stopped them dead as the snaps were too hard for their little fingers.

Now the basic problem with raccoons is that they look really cute.  They are like a cross between a dog and a cat, and you'd think they would be fun, but they are very aggressive as anyone who has accosted one knows.

Last night returning from town in the dark, we saw a couple of them near our neighbors; they scurried off and we thought no more about it.  That is until it was time to put the bins out for trash collection.  The raccoons had been there first.  They had turned over a bin and spread the contents all around - lovely!  They left the "green" bin completely alone, of course. Note to self.  Next time make sure the lid is well fitted down.

Sunday's Column - Primm

Halfway to Las Vegas there was always a well-used stop called State Line.  Well, today it's called Primm, after its founder Gary Primm.  I was invited to come out, along with the redoubtable Mrs. S. to do a piece on the place. I have to say that the organisers of this little junket really pushed the boat out for us.  Not only was the room wonderful but the dinner was one of the best I've had since living out here.  I couldn't finish my prime rib and took it home and made two amazing burgers with it.

It was a little chilly when we were there but I could easily imagine relaxing around the pool and in the gardens of the Primm Valley Resort and Casino.  If you tire of the drive to Vegas, make sure you call in here, you won't regret it - particularly GP's restaurant.  To read the entire column go to www.sbsun.com/trevorstravels - provided they've got it up, of course.

Purchase

I don't often get a compulsion to buy something - one of the joys, or if you like, disappointments of aging.  However when we were in Bosham, Sussex and S.W.M.B.O. (She Who Must Be Obeyed) was on the way back to the car, I happened to stop and look in a small shop.  In the window was this model boat.  I've never owned one and something about it took my fancy.  I saw the price and it wasn't too much, so I went in leaving Madam to make her way to the parking lot.  It was a matter of only minutes to buy the boat which came in a nicely compact box.  Naturally I was quizzed as to what I had bought and I went vague about it.  As it added considerably to the contents of our one suitcase for the return journey, the item as yet unnamed was mentioned several times.  Once home I erected the boat and I have to say she was rather sporting about it and even suggested a site for its display.  It's been a few weeks now and I still enjoy it.

Hitchens - RIP

It is a great sadness to report the death of Christopher Hitchens.  He was 62 and had been fighting cancer for some two years.  He was a Brit who never lost his accent and although a radical from the 70's he somewhat modified his stance on many things.  He was a frequent traveler to the hot spots of the world where injustice and violence are the every day norm.  He could speak eloquently about such matters and the constant evidence of man's inhumanity to man.  His writing in Slate and Vanity Fair will be sorely missed as will his always stimulating voice on things.  R.I.P. Chris, 1942 to 2011.

Music Track - Scarlatti

For those of you music lovers with a short attention span, this only takes 1:38 minutes.  A young lady mentioned she was putting together a one-minute video on snowboarding, and needed some music.  I immediately thought of Scarlatti.  The performance is wonderful to watch and  made me think of the old joke: I'd give my right arm to play like that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8UXXNLtXMM&feature=related

Riot Act

In 1715, faced with serious riots in London, the government needed a vehicle to disperse the crowds before they felt able to resort to force. With this in mind, parliament passed the Riot Act.  This was to be read to unruly mobs before force was used, and to give the crowds a chance to disburse safely.

One of the more unfortunate results of this act was in the case of angry crowds rioting in the outskirts of the Empire, where some poor soul was sent out to read this incomprehensible law to those who didn't speak English.  Their life expectancy in those cases was rather short.  However there is something amusing at the sight of a red coated officer (junior, of course) in full dress unscrolling the parchment before spear-waving natives worked up into a lather.  But perhaps it was good for the character! So next time the phrase "Reading the Riot Act" comes up, remember its history, and say a quiet thank you to those brave people who were sent out to enact a law, in the most difficult circumstances.

Movie Number Eight

Movie Number Eight on the follow up list is the Shawshank Redemption.  It is a long movie that shows off a great escape plot.  I quite like prison movies and maybe I should have put Cool Hand Luke in here instead, as that too relies upon the hero duping his masters and them getting soft in the process.

Tim Robbins does a great job as does Morgan Freeman, who rarely gives a poor performance.  It also mentions a Mexican resort - Zijuateneca - where I've actually been.

Electric Seats

We had owned our current car for about three months before we discovered that it has electric seats.  I mean by that seats that are warmed by electricity.  Now I've never had this before and as a rather warm bodied person, I wouldn't have ordered them as an extra.  But Oh, when that old north wind blows and the car is freezing, what a wonderful invention electric seats are.  If you've never sat in them you don't know what you're missing.  In my motoring career, which spans about 50+ years, I've witnessed a lot of improvements.  Automatic gears, power steering, electric windows, and the fact that cars are so much more reliable than they used to be.  But this latest invention surely promotes the saying: Happiness is a warm bottom!

World's Tiniest

My brother-in-law kindly sent me this video.  It's quite long, about 9.30 minutes, but it's impossible to stop watching. http://www.wimp.com/tiniestengine/
Engineers can be quite annoying people but you have to admit spending 1220 hours on making this from scratch is one heck of an achievement.

Sunday's Column - Bowling

S.W.M.B.O. has become a bit of a demon at bowling.  She goes along every week to play in a league and is steadily improving  This week's column is about bowling and something of it's history.  Did you know for instance that bowling is the world's oldest sport?  I didn't until I began to do some research on the activity. But an Egyptologist found a grave going back 5,000 years with some bowling equipment in it.  You can read the entire article on www.sbsun.com/trevorstravels once the paper gets the page up on its Web site.

Sweep

We had our chimney swept the other day.   Now this is work that has hardly changed in several hundred years.  Maybe we don't put children down the chimney any more, but it's still a case of brushes, and long pieces of screw-in poles.

Living in the mountains with cold nights one of the pleasures is burning logs on an open fire.  We also use those clever paraffin logs for the purpose, they help implement the regular wooden types.  But there's the question of whether or not they leave flammable deposits, which could cause fires in the flu.  So along came the sweep about 12 months after his last visit.  It took about 15 minutes and in spite of his dire warnings, there was only about a cup full of soot to collect after the sweeping.  I therefore shall not be repeating the exercise next year as it seems at $125, a little too expensive an operation to keep on doing.

Music Track - The Ventures

I know my friend Kevin down in the Marina is going to like this one.  He raved at Booker T's Green Onions when I put it up.  Well, this is from the same era and it's perhaps not the most famous of The Ventures music, which was Perfidia.  But this is certainly the second favorite.  When I was stuggling with adulthood in 1960, this would come on the wireless a lot - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-evJ0J08Jw&feature=related

Bikes

For about two years now London has been experimenting with commuter bikes.  These are rented using a special credit card and can be taken and returned from various racks around the city.

These were parked close to St. Paul's and the lot seemed pretty full.  I wonder what happens if you arrive at a rack and find it full, do you have to cycle off somewhere else to find a vacant slot?

The bikes are very easy to spot with their Barclay's Bank panel on the rear fender, and I believe they are quite heavy.  I lifted up the back wheel and they seemed OK, but that's not a very good test.  The incidence of theft has been extremely small.

I wonder how successful such a scheme would be in Los Angles.  Perhaps you could have them on the outside near Metro stations so that people could drive to the outskirts and then cycle on for the rest of the commute.

It would be an interesting idea for the city.

Movie Number 9

Number nine in the list of follow up movies is Mulholland Falls.  In the top ten, I listed LA Confidential, and that this one is also a great favorite of mine.  I sometimes get confused between the two.

But this stars Nick Nolte and he and his team of hard-nosed LA cops get themselves in a plot of great seriousness.

There is a great performance by John Malkevitch as well.

Florida

Well, I'm on the big silver bird again.  This time it's to Florida.  I'm going to see my old friend Paul, who comes out there every year for three months to dodge something of the English winter.  I spent a little time there with him two years ago and I'm really looking forward to my return.

One of the things we like to do is cycle down a little way to a small hotel with a lovely swimming pool, where we can sit and enjoy a drink and some serious conversation.  By the end of a week, we will have sorted out most of the world's major problems.  My destination this time is Sanibel Island which is on the Gulf Coast about halfway up.  Great place.  S.W.M.B.O. says she doesn't much like Florida, so she's going to spend a week with the grandchildren in Reno.  We both fly out of Ontario and arrive back within an hour of each other.  Airlines permitting!

Traitor?

During our visit to the Tower of London we stopped at Traitor's Gate.  Evan took this picture of me in front of it.

It was originally built by Edward I  in the 13th century to allow the royal family access to the palace from the River Thames. Remember, the roads in those days were very bad and sometimes almost impassable. The river therefore was the great highway.  Later on in the 16th century it was used to bring in prisoners for their incarceration, and also their execution.  On the way they would pass by the mounted heads of other executed people.  It was just this sight that greeted Ann Boleyn when she was brought here in 1536.  I may have deserted the UK 30 years ago and choose now to live in the US, but I don't think it actually makes me a traitor, does it?

Brekkers

I always enjoy my visit to Heathrow on the return leg of trips to the UK.  Perhaps it's because I know I'm going home.  On this occasion, I was accompanied by S.W.M.B.O. (She Who Must Be Obeyed!) and Evan, my grandson, who is 16.  He like all teenagers was hungry and so he ordered a "Farmhouse," which is three of everything.  My school reports always said I was easily led, so I had the same.

That's three eggs; three rashers of proper English bacon; three sausages; baked beans; fried potatoes and a mushroom.  And of course, toast! The more observant of you will note the glass half full above the plate.  I was given that special look that wives reserve for their husbands when found drinking beer before 10 in the morning!  I passed when the stewardess offered me lunch on board.

Sunday's Column - Hoover Band

Sunday's column was about my trip to see the Glendale Hoover Marching Band.  It was a first for me and I have to say that I was very impressed with the entire show.  I had expected a bunch of unwilling teenagers murdering Sousa, but instead I saw eight bands execute difficult pieces with tremendous discipline.  The event was very well done and the bands came and went with military precision.  I think some of the music chosen was more to impress the music teachers' peers, but in all it was a great first for me.You can read the entire column at www.sbsun.com/trevorstravels  It may take a day or two for the paper to get the piece up on the site.

Docents

On our trip to England we went along to Fishbourne Palace.  This place was discovered in 1960 by a developer, preparing the ground for a large housing estate.  He uncovered Roman remains that date back to the year 100 A.D or if you prefer it C.E. (common era.)
I visited the museum in the 70's and wandered around not really understanding what I was looking at, but this time we talked to one of the docents there.  He showed us some of the details of the floors which I had completely missed on my first visit there all those years ago.

This floor for instance is made to have several optical illusions that play with perspectives.  You have to look at it for quite a while to see the designs.

This floor was designed for a rich man.  It's susbsidence is due to an iron age rubbish tip underneath.  They lifted the floor and found another underneath, then replaced the one you see here.  The different stones were brought from the Mediterranean except for the gray ones that were quarried locally.

New Sponsor

Today we welcome a new sponsor to the blog - CLUB BOMBAY.  This wonderful new bar has opened up in the village under the ownership of Bob Curtis and his lovely daughter Heather.  It is next to the Himalayan Restaurant on Pine Knot. http://www.clubbombaybbl.com/

Bob, who is also the designer and oftentimes the craftsman of this new, relaxing watering hole has taken as his theme the 1920's era English/South Asian life and also coupled that with live music many nights of the week.  He is also a musician.  If you are in the area, Club Bombay is the place to visit.

Music Track - Barry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Jw6_Xgszk&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL6175761C9BBA91AC  I'm compiling another list of Movies.  These are the ones that didn't make the top ten but came damned close (To badly quote the Duke of Wellington!)  One of them is The Ipcress File made in 1965 with Michael Caine.  The music was written by John Barry who died this year at 78.  He wrote so much wonderful music to go along with films and this is typical.  It takes about a minute to get into the main theme.  I wonder if you remember it.

Sussex

We stayed in Sussex for most of our trip to England.  Many thanks to brother and sister-in-law Tony and Jean for their wonderful hospitality.  Sussex lies immediately south of London and backs onto the English Channel. It is a lovely county and has a lot of rural charm.  We visited a number of places including a museum devoted to old houses.  Some of them going back to the early middle ages.

Tudor House

It was very interesting to walk around these dwellings that have been brought from all over the South of England.  Of course the houses were mostly the properties of well to do people, as the lower orders lived in wattle and daub shacks.  That's willows woven and then plastered with mud, dirt, and yes, even manure.  They didn't always last through storms.

Open fires were burning in some of the houses and after an hour or two we all smelt of the embers.

But we did sample some bread straight from the oven made by one of the docents there.  It was OK, but a little tasteless.

It was also nice to see livestock wandering around in a natural state.  I particularly liked the sheep; their coats were extremely oily.

Saxon church in Singleton - over 1000 years old



Weald and Downland Museum



Chichester Cathedral - 900 years old



Favorite Movies

For those of you who thought they had seen the last of this little indicator there is to be a reprieve.  Of all the posts that people seem to have enjoyed the most it was My Favorite 10 Movies.  Now among the younger set I know there was some disappointment with the choice of the last few as they were old ones and in black and white too.  However in compiling the list I had to review a lot that didn't quite make the "A" list.  This left ten more who almost did; so I'm going to run those backwards for the next ten weeks.  We'll call them the "follow ups."  Number ten is Gran Turino with Clint Eastwood in the main part.  When I grow up I want to be him, (and some say I'm pretty well on the way!)  Here is a man who has lived a little beyond his time and has to face some difficult changes in the neighborhood that he has always loved.

London - Jack the Ripper

On our visit to London, Evan (16)  had requested a tour of the Jack the Ripper area.  Now I had never done this, nor without his enthusiasm would I have been likely to have done so.  In that case I would have missed out on a unique experience and also the chance to meet up with Philip Hutchinson, the guide for the event.  Hutchinson is an authority on "Jack" and with a book under his belt about it, he's a serious "ripperologist."

Jack the Ripper did his dreadful deeds in the summer and autum of 1888 in the East End of London.  It was a difficult and dangerous sector of the city and one where immigrants and the very lowest order of society lived and tried to eke out an existence.  Hutchinson was nothing but realistic in his descriptions of how women with no income managed to stay alive and pay for a bed for the night.  It was not a pretty scene.
Into these cobbled streets and dark corners on the night of August 31st, a murderer took one of the women, Mary Ann Nichols, slashed her throat and eviscerated her body leaving the evidence of his crime in the gutters of Bucks Row, Whitechapel.  Even for a society inured and over-exposed to the basest side of life, the crime shocked.  When he struck again on September the 8th it sent the locality into a panic.  After five (or perhaps a couple more as today's experts are not totally sure) the killing stopped, leaving one of the biggest question marks in the history of unsolved crimes.
At the end of the two-hour tour, Hutchinson gave a round up of the most likely suspects that have been "found" over the century and a quarter of detective work.  Most of them are "way out there."  But read his book and find out for yourself. http://www.amazon.com/JACK-RIPPER-LOCATION-PHOTOGRAPHS-Collection/dp/1848687842
Oh by the way, the photo is not of one of the sites, but it was the best that I could find on the site under the heading "cobbled streets."
The site for the tour is http://www.jack-the-ripper-tour.com/  It cost 8 pounds and is well worth it.

Errata

I try hard to get posts right, but from time to time an error slips through.  S.W.M.B.O. the other day found a real horror.  Perhaps it was all that flying around over the pond that caused my tiredness and lack of concentration.  Anyway in the Aphorism section at the bottom, I mangled my favorite quote; it's by Horace Walpole.  It has been rectified for those of you who were confused.  "The world is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy to those who feel."

Birds

Recently at about 8 in the morning we have been visited by a large group of crows.  I believe the collective name for them is a "murder."  I wonder how that came about?  They are very big so perhaps they are ravens.  Maybe someone out there could let me know how to tell, or is it just a question of size?

I managed to take this picture out of my window, although they are quite sensitive to people and will fly off rapidly.  They are very large birds and have glistening black feathers.  My father used to call them "swaggering black rascals," and it seems they are.  The one here on the right has a piece of trash and we have to keep the lids on our trash bins or they will tip them over and spread the contents around.
In an aside, during our trip to London we went to the Tower.  Part of the tradition is the protection of the ravens there.  For it is said that if the ravens ever leave the Tower, England will fall.  During WWII, the Germans tried to poison them but the attempt failed.
My brother-in-law sent me this link, which is a short movie of an encounter two girls had in Ireland with a massive flock of starlings. http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=31278   The collective name for them is a "murmuration."  The one for Flamingos is, I believe a "flamboyance."

Sunday's Column - USS Midway

On our recent trip aboard the Sapphire Princess we visited San Diego and berthed close to the USS Midway.  This Sunday's column covers that visit.  When it was launched, the Midway was the largest ship afloat in the world at about 65,000 tons.  Today is it somewhat dwarfed by the Sapphire which is 116,000 tons.  Nonetheless it is an impressive ship with lots to see.  You would need several trips to cover everything there and that includes a lot of aircraft. You can read the entire column - provided The Sun gets it's act together - on www.sbsuncom/trevorstravels

An English Queen

Here is a wonderful statue of Queen Boadicea opposite the Houses of Parliament in London.  She lived in the first century and was queen of the Icini people out in the east of the country.  Furious with the Romans, she took her armies on the attack and in her march to Londinium, the Roman center of operations, her forces are supposed to have killed 70,000, and in an act of reprisal, the Romans killed a similar number.  Before she and her handmaidens were captured Boadicea took poison.  The statue is famous for its lack of reins - she commanded the horses with her voice alone.  Also for the long knives sticking out from the hubs of her chariot.  Recently acamedics have decided that her name was pronounced "Boudica."  How do they know?

Music Track - Kaplan

The number two movie of the top ten was The Spy Who Came in from the Cold.  The music is particularly emotive for the atmosphere of the movie and here it's played as a simple piano study.  It was conmposed by Sol Kaplan.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_mC1zMuFAw

Thanksgiving

This chap has his eye on you!

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Americans.  At the moment I am in England and therefore it will be an ordinary day for me, as the English have so little to be thankful for!

Movie # 1

And so we come to my favorite movie of all time.  It wasn't a hard choice as it's been my favorite since I saw it in 1950, I think it was.  It is The Third Man, with Orson Wells and Joseph Cotton.  I saw it at school during a brief attempt to hold a movie night once a month.  It was played on a rickety projector but it didn't matter.  The film is so great it can withstand just about anything.  I note that it also seems to be one of Roger Ebert's favorites.  I don't think he's ever posted a list though.  The Third Man is shot in post-war Vienna and the haunting zither music by Anton Karas was so popular it was a huge hit record for a long time.  A lot of the music is Johann Strauss, but it has a bleak sound that compliments the black and white atmosphere of a broken and bomb-damaged, war-weary Europe.  Orson Wells' entrance into the film is one of the most famous of all times.  Impossible to replicate.  The gradual unfolding of the plot is never upset by actually knowing it beforehand.  The characters are all full and each has a quality that even the really minor ones develop.  The director, Carol Reed was in constant conflict with the producer, David O. Selznick, but won out and the result is without doubt a masterpiece.  If you have never seen it you should.
Here's a very short trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEAxoytNLTY&feature=related

Arundel

For his first exposure to "old stuff," we introduced Evan to Arundel on Saturday. The castle was begun in 1067, so that should be old enough. 

He was a mite disappointed in that it "didn't look that old."  He felt the maintenance might be slackened off a bit in order to help it look older.  I suspect the authorities will not take the advice.

Sunday's Column - Alcatraz

This Sunday's column was about our trip to Alcatraz, which was covered here on the blog a few weeks back.  It was a part of our inter-coastal cruise aboard the Princess Sapphire.
This view is a little misty as it often is across the San Francisco Bay, and one of the reasons that the prison was too hard to keep going with all the corrosion.  It was closed in 1964, but not before Frank Morris and two friends made a daring escape by digging through their cell walls with spoons.  It took them a year and they have never been found.  Since it's closure it has become one of the country's top tourist attractions.  It's always crowded so book up early.  Even with the people, it's possible to imagine how bleak it must have been if you were incarcerated there.  But in order to do so,  you had to have been one of the "worst of the worst," which as a reader of this bog I am sure you are not!  You can read the entire column - when the Sun decides to get it up! at www.sbsun.com/trevorstravels

RV's

Recreational Vehicles - the Brits call them caravans

A few years ago we visited the Pomona RV fair.  We thought that it would be a fine idea in our retirement to buy a rig and explore the country - I had a slight wish to visit Newfoundland, where I had never been.  As we were lining up to go in, an old man, who overheard our accents, uttered the dreaded words: "Where y'awl from, then?"  It's hard to avoid this and there often follows a long list of questions and statements which we try to answer before tiring of it all.  That often only takes a few seconds, and it's immediate when asked if we know the queen!
After our time at the exhibition, we were driving home, and I asked She Who Must Be Obeyed (S.W.M.B.O.) where she wanted to travel to in the US.  She said she didn't like driving, and by the time we hit Running Springs she confessed to only wanting to go to Santa Fe, New Mexico.  Cost: one trailer  -$20,000; One truck to haul the aforementioned - $35,000, plus the continuing problem of answering the question: "Where y'awl from, then?"  Result, I shan't be driving to Newfoundland anytime soon!

Music Track - Lark Ascending

When this is posted I will be in England. This is truly English music by Ralph Vaughan Williams - the Lark Ascending.  Out in the countryside, on a hot summer's day you can see larks circling over corn fields.  The violin towards the end of the piece represents this small bird as it flies higher and higher until it eventually disappears from sight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKz6XJlI_jk  There is a serenity about this music that is unique.

England

Later on today we will be climbing aboard the big silver bird and flying to England.  Yvonne and I are taking Evan our 16 year old grandson to show him something of his heritage.  Leaving Yvonne down in Sussex, I will take Evan up to London for three days to show him the sights.   We will certainly look at Big Ben, although it's the bell that goes by that name and not the 19th century clocktower.  We also are booked on The London Eye (The Millennium Wheel) which is in the background here.  And there's a trip to see The Mousetrap, the world's longest running play.  I feel exhausted already!  I plan to take lots of pictures and I'll try and do some posts while I'm over there as I'm taking the lap top. (Of course!)

Movie # 2

Numer Two is The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, with Richard Burton.  Made in 1965, it is a trip down memory lane for me as I was beginning my working life in London at that same time.  In black and white, it is extremely emotive of the age and the type of realistic spying that must have gone on against our mortal foes the Soviets.  In this case they were the East Germans.  Burton plays Leamus, a seedy, somewhat defrocked master spy who is out in the cold.  He is worn and tired and a drunk.  But he can still perform one last feat for the Circus (the name of Britain's most secret organisers.)  Even he doesn't really understand the full extent of the plot and the final scene is perhaps his effort to finally come in from the cold and join the warmth of a human relationship. The music by Sol Kaplan is a wonderful accompaniment to this rather grim, but riveting film. This is one of those movies that can be watched over and over again, and I have certainly done that.  This is the official trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxILURQbgs

Telephone

I had to cut another link with the past the other day.  I noticed that the bill for TV, Internet and Phone at our vacation home was becoming too big for comfort.

She Who Must Be Obeyed (S.W.M.B.O.) is dynamite with the cable company and seems to have a relationship with the women behind the desk there, so I dispatched her in full flood to deal with the situation.

She came back flushed with success and told me that the resulting discussions had meant us losing our telephone land line at the house.  I felt an odd feeling come over me.  It was like being cut off from an important part of life.

My parents acquired their first phone when I was about 10.  I can still remember the number Watford 4863!  Now that's a lot of use, isn't it?  But ever since there has been a line linking me to the world and when I went over to this house the other day and lifted the receiver there was nothing in the headset at all.  There was one final call for "Bobby Navarro," on the answerphone - he seems to have annoyed some collection agency and they have been calling our number for the last five years since we owned the place, in spite of my request to leave us alone.  But once that was wiped there was nothing left.  Of course, when we are there we can be reached on our cell phones, but it really isn't the same is it?

Paperless?

I was in a store the other day, waiting to pay for an item, when the system crashed.  And it had been going so well up to that point.

Now for much of my early working life, paper seemed to be the most problematic of materials.  Paper dominated all our lives.  It had to be correctly filled in, passed around, then read, and finally stored for future use.  I have no idea how much of it I must have handled, but it's been a boatload, I can tell you.  So the idea of a paperless society is extremely appealing.  Unfortunately when the system breaks down we're in a lot of trouble. It's not just the loss of a piece of paper, but an entire store is unable to function.  Some link in the chain had been broken and transactions couldn't go through.  I was lucky in that my checker knew a phone way around the system, and as I was paying with a credit card she was able to reach the company and receive permission. Not so long ago our local supermarket broke it's connection somewhere.  All the tills locked and people had to abandon their shopping carts as nothing could go through.  Still need to work on that paperless society idea.

Sunday's Column - Wally Parks

If you're a hot rod enthusiast - unlike me! - you will know the name Wally Parks very well.  It was he who almost single handed made the sport of driving amazingly fast cars over a short distance very, very quickly, possible.

But the NHRA is not just for speed demons, it's also for car enthusiasts of all stripes.  Take this Cushman 1929 in layers of rich deep paintwork - they really do lay on the polish at the museum named after the founder.  For anyone with even a slight interest in the subject, this place is the real deal and should not be missed.  The Executive Director is also a Brit.  To read more click on www.sbsun.com/trevorstravels

Magazines

I'm not a big magazine reader.  For years I read "US News and World Report," but they stopped producing it every week and went to some on-line production, which was not the way I wanted to read it.  So that was that.  I read "Rider" every month - it covers the world of motorcycling.  I also steal a few glimpses of S.W.M.B.O.'s* stuff if I'm desperate.  But some months ago I suddenly started receiving magazines of a wide variety of type.  Even slightly pornographic stuff.

I called the company and after several referrals, I was promised that they would stop and that I had been selected to receive them as a marketing effort at no charge.  Also there still might be a few in the queue.  Finally they did stop all save one - "Popular Science."  I started reading it and I have to say I'm now hooked as it is really interesting.  I don't always understand everything I read in it, but I've just sent off the agreement to subscribe for the next two years at a cost of under a dollar an issue!  So the marketing plan must have worked!

*She Who Must Be Obeyed!

Music Track - Gould

Glenn Gould was famous for two things;  his unequalled performances of Bach on the piano, and also for his extreme eccentricity.  He died at aged 50 in the year we came to the US, in 1982.  He sustained a back injury in his home town of Toronto when he was a child, and his father made a special chair for him that allowed him to sit very low down at the keyboard.  His technique was to pull down on the keys rather than press down on them.  This 3-minute video shows him in his early life practicing his beloved Bach.  His constant humming while he played was the bane of sound engineers when he was in the recording booth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB76jxBq_gQ  His famous chair is on view at the Toronto Museum.

Beans on Toast!

One of the things about lugging an English accent around is that people often want to know where you're from.  Sometimes they recognise it (and it not being Australian!)  One lady the other day made a comment to me about being English, as she had once had an English boyfriend.  She told me: "I always remember he had this habit of eating beans on toast - revolting!"  Not surprisingly, Morgue File, where I get the pictures I don't take myself, does not have a photo of beans on toast, but with this one you can imagine it.  Now Heinz was the brand that we kids mostly enjoyed in this way, but Crosse and Blackwell would substitute from time to time.  As she was going away, I was forced to let her know of another Brit thing - Spaghetti on toast!  "Oh no," she cried.  "That's far, far worse."  I didn't have the heart to let her know that the most perverted among us would on occasions slide a fried egg on top!  Now that's what I'm talking about!

Movie # 3

We're down to the final three of my favorite movies and I fear some of you will be left wondering about them.  But I make no apology.  Number three is the 2001 movie Heist - not to be confused with The Heist, which is also pretty good, by the way. Heist stars Gene Hackman, Danny DeVito, and a terrific performance by Delroy Lindo who plays Hackman's buddy.  The music by Theodore Shapiro is excellent, and the plot has a number of twists to it that need to be watched carefully.  If you've never seen it get it out and run it soon, you won't be disappointed.